Baron Freeze couldn’t believe it.
He felt like he was five years old. He had been asked by his son to come and watch over his grandson. He was going to spend the holiday going on with his devious scheme, little did he know, this wasn’t a coincidence.
Now Baron Blast, he went back to his laboratory and made a suit that would fit his new name. He took out what was a popular Martian suit at the time that Earth was in an era called by Earthians “the gay nineties” and modified it so it had four sleeves.
After meddling around for a while with his new and improved creatures, Baron Freeze went off to his new special office and laboratory. He dressed up differently and on the door of his laboratory and office it said, “Professor Freeze, inventions made to order.”
He put the living serum in a big box with holes punched in it and poured it on some of his experiements. THey came alive and he gave them different names, like Zraggle, which means “the noble one” in Baron Freeze’s native language, because it looked very much like a penguin wearing a tuxedo, which of course looked very dapper because a penguin normally looks like it’s wearing a tuxedo.
Then he came down closer and saw that they were all space elephants- it wasn’t really a planet so much as a ball of space elephants.
While Baron Freeze and all the other villains were dancing on their disco floor, most of their evil pets and robots started dancing, too. And then their evil pets and robots started throwing them up in the air and slamming them down on the ground and all sorts of crazy pet moves. One of the [...]
They got bored waiting, so they all took wooden planks from their space yachts and built a disco floor and a disco ball while they waited.
He flew into a small place near Roswell, New Mexico- a small place called Area 51 by many. He blasted through the roof of a secret underground base and everyone started running in circles yelling, “Alien, Alien!!! We have too many already!! Alien!!”
“Do not be alarmed. I am Barron Freeze of Solariun. I come in peace. . . ish.”
Because Barron Freeze had eaten some of the white hole formula, he wasn’t affected by anything the black hole serum did. He pulled all the clocks out and time restarted. He doused the clocks in white hole serum and put them back up on the walls, and then he pulled Barron Sol out of the white hole serum and put him back in his bed.
Barron Freeze had a small problem on his hands. A small problem, nothing more than that, but still, a problem.
